Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Why doesn`t Tarzan have a beard?
Why is it that when someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint, you have to touch it to check?
Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but he ducks when a revolver is thrown at him?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?
Why is there never a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the first end you try?
How do those dead bugs get into enclosed light fixtures?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that`s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
Why, in winter, do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
Why do people run over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
The statistics on sanity say that one out of every four people is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are OK, then it`s you.
~~~Now send this on to your friends and make them smile too!~~~
**A day without a smile is like a day without sunshine, and a day without sunshine is, like, night.**
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